ALL COD4 NO SLEEP MAKES HENRY A RANTY BOY

iplay all nighters sound so much better in principle.

LOLVLOGOMG

lek dared me too.


my voice sounds ew as usual

MOAR COWBELL

Just what Antagonist Needs, Christopher Walken and Cowbells.
http://www.myspace.com/antagonistad
http://www.morecowbell.dj

GTFO MY HICKEYS

SRSLY THEYRE NOT THAT FUNNY. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS

6 past midnight on a school night? YEAH IM HARDCORE

If people are retarded, my titles called SARCASM.

I should head to bed though, like school and shit, but im having a fun night for once. People are on msn and round now is best time for in depths, and i just had a good ol straighten and now im ready for a mirror wank. not really. 

Rowan start a blog.
Got an ipod mini 4 gig from Jakab today, pretty sweet, cept 4 gigs not much when your used to 30 :[. 

Ah shit i just spilt water from my hottie all over me, it burns, WHY WAS I PLAYING WITH THE LID?!
Heard of Athene. MOTHERFUCKERS PRO. Hes the best pala in the world. youtube him.  but only if youve got the SKEEEEL. yeah im a wow nerd but i play a fail spec, its fun, im playing on  hard mode.

Actually i havent played wow props since weekend, busy studzying. Well not studying, but trying to study. 

im 16 in a week.

Went to two classes today, late so missed science then in ODE they were goin to WIS so i was like CAN ME VIOLET STAY IN LIBRARY AND STUDEHS, and that was a double period over lunch so i got 3 hours in the library, then DGM. At lunch the year 13 dean read stuff from the book he wrote, sounds brute as, its called Violence 101 which makes it sound lame though.

outies, this was random, i hope you liked hearing about my day.

OH AND CHROMES MEAN, i STILL LOVE FF THOUGH. also GTFO macs and buy a pc, jordan was all like is chrome beta on OSX and i was like NO THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING A TOY NOT A COMPUTER.

BAM

Henry Cooke On Men

Watch/Read Fight Club.


Over that blatant copy of troy,

GOOGLE CHROME.

New browser from the mother of all internet companies, go give it a try, its like firefox light.

Henry Cooke on Girls.

Contrary to popular belief, some girls are actually different. Here are some rules that apply to most:

The nicer you are, the more in the friend zone you will be.
Theres a balance of nice and mean you have to meet, i call it cold and hot. Do something extra nice for them at one time, and say it was nothing, then another time be kinda cool and collected around them.

Theres an age old saying that applies here, Treat her mean, keep her keen.

Also, woman generally like clean guys, unless your going for the whole dirty bogan look. Girly guys don't get girls. Fashionable guys kind of do.

Your hair is generally not as important as your skin, unless your hairs like massive and annoying, good skin is generally much more important.

Shave, seriously.

Girls are emotionally pretty complicated. Theres about a billion things you could say to make her angry and about a hundred you could say to make her happy, theyre tricksy.
Heres a system for which girl you should go for, blatantly stolen from skins

Rate yourself out of ten, be honest, get a friend to help make sure your rating right.
Tens Johnny Depp in Pirates, and Ones Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands.

Go for someone two levels below you, also known as guaranteed success.

Theres a whole lot of pretty girls who are insecure, be sure to generally make them feel good about themselves.

Good Luck. Wait fuck, why are taking advice from me, i suck at girls

Nikon D40

Hello kind citizens of the interweb.

Its my birthday in 9 days, im getting (i brought it with my parents) a Nikon D40 DSLR. Shits hot, havent had a chance to use it much (cant technically open till my birthday but i fucked around with hdr and i took some others, here they are.




I've noticed all of a sudden like a zillion high kids have blogs, and jaidens blogs like 75095674059 times longer than mine already. i wish i could be fucked writing that much.

So i wanna get back to this whole people comment and discuss thing on my blog thing, so the question is, whatre your internet dailies, mine go

Check myspace
Check Bebo
Check Gmail
Check Smashing Magazine
Check Wowinsider (ima geek)
then i stumble etc. to my hearts content.

WHAT BOUT YOU GUYS EEEEH?

Parties.

Parties are really happening right now huh, its birthday SEASONNN. i didnt go to aarons, according to some people it was like "so fcuvking colol" but they were pretty gone, and lots of people didnt like it.
At anthonys, on friday, while in a state of semi intoxication (SCHMAAAAL WASTTTEDDD) i left the love of my life (my fill to the brim 5th gen 30 gig Video ipod, with about 7.5k songs on it) on a stereo, coming back twenty minutes later, it was gone, and noones seen it yet.

My 16ths coming up (YUSSS) and i saw like a 400 dollar DSLR in an ad today, im so gonna try and get that shit, it was a fujifilm. I wanna get back inta photography. My nice haired friend is sitting diagonally across the classroom from me, as always, HI LEK HOW ARE YOU?


Also, on the weekend, my wow account got hackzored, all my gear disenchanted and sold, aand all my enchanting mats sold (about 1.5k gold worth). Blizz gave back my gear.

I lost my freaking flash drive with all my dgm stuff on it so im currently starting from scratch mother fuckerrr.

OH AND HI TROY hows it roolling with that girl hmmm?

HOLY SHIT

BRAAAH NEW BRING ME THE HORIZON.

I can't listen cos i'm at school, but on this radio thing apparents i can hear it, new vids coming out like tomorow youkay time. shit i'm excited. www.myspace.com/bmth

I'm in digital media diarywritingclass and i finally started coding my actual website.
I have a new phone, well it's my cousins old one, he left for china for two years :[.
So over everything right now, just want september to come then bring on the holidays after that.
I dinged level 70, so now i'm pretty pro but i'm still a retadin so not that pro. WOTLK SHIT IM EXCITED

eurgh

why the fuck is life so shit currently.


last week i woke up late for school twice. not late like, i got to period 1 ten minutes late, like i woke up at 11 on wensday. and 9:30 on friday. so now i have a lateness detention today at lunch so i cant see my friends who i hardly saw over the weekend so wanna see. also i have a thing with missing out on things cos im wierd. my 16th isnt gonna work. i failed that sci assesment, he wont even let me resub. ah my straightners are broken so my hairs like 4985739856x time big and bad.
I know all my problems dont mean shit in the greater scheme of things, and generally im luckyish, cos i still have friends and im a ginga.

i saw the dark knight last night, FUCK THAT WAS GOOD. LIKE SHIT

oh and lek

My best friend Jonty sort of has a new girlfriend, her names Shelby and she lives in Cambridge which is near Hamilton, she talks to her nonstop

lol at implying jonties a girl

Just to please troy.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WOTLK SHITTT?

I'm of course talking about the beta for World Of Warcraft:Wrath of the lich king, and how godlike thats games gonna be. Seriously.

/yell HI ARTHAS

and /cower has an animation now. sweet.

DGM diaries are shit annoying. Lek post a blog.

I R WANT MORE HOLIDAYS. fucking marsden. marsden girls over anaylse every single social situation. seriously they get in groups and talk about it. then they talk about talking about it.

Mac V PC

Theres alot of talk around the internet about Macs Vs PCs. What do i use? PC through and through, i run Windows XP (vista sucks - and i'm too lazy too work out all my software for linux), Firefox for browsing, (IE sucks HARD - this is one of the reasons why people get viruses more on PCs than macs. the other reason is because making a virus for a mac is kind of like making a virus for a digital watch) Adobe Creative Suite for web design, photo editing, video editing, design (cross platform - doesnt really run different on macs, although probably slower), iTunes for music (didn't say they made bad software) and i use VLC for video viewing. Everything else i generally find a program thatll run on my PC. I think, once i've ran into a program thats only for macs. Yet how much software only runs on a PC (or linux if you figure it out)? I read an estimate saying that 88% of all software will only run on a PC. People immediately say "oh then i just run bootcamp." Fuck that, i dont wanna have to change OSes to run some program. Have you ever noticed everyone who has a mac uses bootcamp or the like, but i don't know anyone who runs a virtual mac program.

Now, People always seem to think that Macs are for "the design/arty type", ie the left wing, liberal side of computer users. WAIT WHAT?! A company thats proud to say they produce all their own software and hardware? Thats anti diversity. Thats creating a monopoly. Thats pure right wing strategy. PCs arent toys, they are machines, Macs look nicer (externally), than most PCs but if you wanna change the outward appearence of your PC, or ANYTHING about your PC, you can do it.Games going slow? Buy and install a new video card. Games going slow on your mac? OH WAIT THERES HARDLY ANY GAMES ON MAC. One of the few games on a mac going slow? (Blizzard games and uhm, ah, um.) Um, BUY A NEW MAC! Just chuck out your old one. Yeah thats real left wing and carbon friendly.

The latest top of the line mac boasts it has 3.2 ghz processing power. OH WOW 3.2? you know i got 3.3 GHz on my PC i brought two years ago for less than half the cost of that mac....intresting.

I'll admit it, microsoft sucks half the time. But microsoft dont make computers, microsoft make software.

OS wise? I've used both, whenever i try to do something near the bottom of the screen to dock menu pops up in my face and i accidentaly open some program, but i cant see its open cos i have no taskbar, so changing windows is a bit of a mission. (dont say move the menu to the top/sides, ill just get the same problem) You lack a start menu and the multidude of operations a PC user can perform with a right click. Also everything seems slower. I was using my friends Mac (think it was an iMac, not sure) and suddenly everything lagged, i would type something and it would take 5 minutes to appear on screen. I asked him if this happened alot, he replied: "well of course it's slow look how much stuff you have open at the same time!"
I had, iTunes open playing music, one safari window open on myspace, and 2 MSN convos running. thats right, i was overclocking this computer by talking to my friends listening to music and surfing the internet WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF COMPUTERS. On my current mid to low range PC i usually have all those things going, but several tabs in Firefox, and World Of Warcraft running.

Apple have a good design team, the iPod is revoulutionary, beautiful easy to use, and runs fine with my PC.

Apple, keep doing this, stop trying to make people use computers all running the same software you fascist pigs. Dont try to make me DL safari when i get iTunes updated, i use Firefox for a reason.

Oh, and don't categorize me as some old geek because i like to be able to run software from different developers on MY computer, and i like to be able to customize my computer to suit my needs.


Tell me, loyal mac users, what i would gain by switching?

Hancock

was eh. good first half.

movies suck so much lately.

LOOK LEK I R POSTED BLOG EVEN THO I R NOT AT SCHOOL.

i got my report, and its all like talks to much, cept for english where it gives me fucking awesomeness, even though i didn't hand one of the assesments in.

oh jaysus

I'm going to a dress up party tomorrow night. my half friend/ half nemesis's (NEMISISES) girlfriends 17th. The theme is "Thuper heroeth and like, thuper villianths.

I haven't quite decided yet, but im probably going as Donnie Darko.

I'm in GayGM and Lek isnt here to yell at me, and troy isn't here to blog with. its ghey.

My ex girlfriends ex boyfreind gets here tomorow. hes from america.

i can has bloglist?

check it

Composing

So, i'm currently in music, and yeah, i've failed every music assesment so far this year, Solo piece? FAIL, Compose piece? FAIL, Musical Knowledge Seminar? FAIL.
I'm reworking my compose piece (it's a lullaby) for an achieved. (think C)I thought i had it good, it had a piano, 2 acoustic guitars, a harp, and a mezzo singer. My music teacher had "a quick edit" and now its a piano and two acoustic guitars.

meh still sounds alright. sibelius is fucking lame though, makes everything sounds like a shitty midi keyboard.

i passed dgm

yay. lek should have passed too.

i just passed though. no merit or excellence for me. jesus christ theyres gonna be more paperwork on this website than actual fucking html.

blogspot is the new myspace/bebo/facebook

Match in the gas tank, boom boom.

So first things first, i gotta stop hotlinking to images lol.

ZOMGS diablo 3 looks pretty mean. I think i'll probs stick with wow for my blizzard fix however.

So my friend Lek Portah also has a blog now. what a treeeendie. kids. its here.
Shes way funnier than me but her layouts screwed. lol.


Duke Nunan FTW, i made him a skin.

I was reading .net magazine and they were all like blogspot is basic. yeah its really fucking easy.

GTA IV - The 4chan version.

Made for the Cracked.com photoshop contest then realized it was already finished. Anyway mine was pretty bad but here it is.

Fresh Conclusion

Yay.

Obamas In : ]

Wow

All Credit Goes To Andreas Hoeschel

leet pic

WTF- They're making a Donnie Darko sequel, but it'll probably suck.

Donnie Darko is my favourite movie of all time. Fullstop. The intriguingly sci fi story, complex production, amazing acting all came together to make in my opinion the greatest movie of all time. But anyway, they're making a sequel.

When I first saw this i was so so so excited, then i saw that

• Richard Kelly (Writer/Director of First Film) has NO part in making it.
• The only Actor coming back is Daviegh Chase (his little sister).
• It's only about his sister.
  

Sequels usually suck, and i think this is gonna suck hard. Chris Fisher is directing (Nightstalker) and i really can't see him making the Donnie Darko universe any better, or even making a film that comes close to the amazing original.

The plot seems to be, Samantha Darko is driving across the desert in 1995 with her friends and wierd shit happens. Sounds very shitty sequel to me.

Sequels that don't have the main charachter, SUCK. That's just how it is.
I'm really dissapointed, I liked "Southland Tales" a bit (Richard Kelly's newer film) but not really that much, and i would have very much liked for him to return to direct at least. }

The new director had this to say:

“I am a great admirer of Richard Kelly’s film and hope to create a similar world of blurred fantasy and reality. Donnie’s not in [the new film] but there are meteorites and rabbits.”

(quote from Digital Spy)

But really, Is it going to work?

Oh well, i'll certainly go see it, I'll have too.

What Do You Guys Think?

This is the best animated gif ever

Troy Nunan

Troy Nunan Writes A good blog about everything.

Sophies World (some philosophy)

I read a book recently called Sophie's World, By Jostein Gaarder, and it was a extraordinary novel that was quite badly written. The premise is, a young girl named Sophie is sent two strange letters. One has the questions: "Who Are You? and Where Does the world come from?" and another is a strange letter about a girl named Hilde's birthday. Sophie begins receiving a correspondence philosophy course from a elusive individual who sent the first letter and continues receiving strange letters about Hilde. The plot thickens, into the realms of meta fiction but basically its an introduction to philosophy disguised as a children's book. I recommend most people read it, if only for the philosophy value, however the writing is in parts terrible, the dialogue is paper thin (half the words sophie utters revolve around:"you'll have to explain that") but then in the end the bad writing actually kind of makes sense, although possibly not on purpose. The twist is good, but i was a little dissapointed by the end.

But anyway off the book and onto philosophy. I'm gonna ask a question, and your gonna answer it, in the comments.

If you were about to die, what would you regret not doing? However, if you hadn't died would you ever have done it?

Downloading A Single Song

Many people know of torrents and albumhuntlike sites for downloading music, but they lack a (free) option for an individual song. There is nothing more annoying than getting a whole album for a single. The best way, i find is to either

find it on youtube, then use vixy.net or the like, to convert the video to an MP3 format.

OR

find it on the bands myspace (better for less mainstream bands) then use file2hd.com to download the song.

theres plenty of other downloaders than the two i provided.

the two links (if you need copy paste) are:

www.vixy.net

and

http://file2hd.com/?myspacemp3

K BYE

Halo Games

WTF is with the gaming communities obsesesion with the Halo games? Halo is a standard, quite fun, FPS game. But thats what it is, standard. It doesn't break gameplay boundaries (Half-Life breaks boundaries) and it doesn't bring super amazing graphics into play. (Like Crysis)

It's probably just my bias because it's made by microsoft, who are awesome and shit at the same time.

The multiplayer for Halo 3 is pretty good, but the twiddly little xbox controllers make it pretty hard to aim if your used to a good ol keyboard and mouse.
What happened to PC games anyway? Now all we have is world of arenacraft and games that are on every console.

rant out

Cans Festival

The cans festival is a graffiti/stencil art show that is shown underneath the waterloo station. It was organised by notorious (and AMAZING) street artist Banksy. One of my favourites was the kid drawing KFP (kentucky fried pigeons). KFC btws, are horrible horrible people. The security wore yellow overcoats charachteristically worn by policemen, but instead of "Police" on the back, they had "Polite".

Hypnoteis

This is a graphic designer i stumbled upon (Literally)who i really admire. Here are a few more, go to his website to see all.

Blogspot?

doing my blog on the website got to be very tiresome seeing as my host does not allow PHP, therefore i had to hand code every new blog, and i wasn't spewing stuff out like i would like too. so now the link links out to here! what do you think of this?

for any confused people, this is a blog from the website ,Horizon Design

Pretty much im gonna ramble on here and show you stuff i find on the interwebs.