Tuesday, September 16, 2008

MOAR COWBELL




Just what Antagonist Needs, Christopher Walken and Cowbells.
http://www.myspace.com/antagonistad
http://www.morecowbell.dj

GTFO MY HICKEYS

SRSLY THEYRE NOT THAT FUNNY. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSUS

Thursday, September 4, 2008

6 past midnight on a school night? YEAH IM HARDCORE

If people are retarded, my titles called SARCASM.

I should head to bed though, like school and shit, but im having a fun night for once. People are on msn and round now is best time for in depths, and i just had a good ol straighten and now im ready for a mirror wank. not really. 
Rowan start a blog.
Got an ipod mini 4 gig from Jakab today, pretty sweet, cept 4 gigs not much when your used to 30 :[. 
Ah shit i just spilt water from my hottie all over me, it burns, WHY WAS I PLAYING WITH THE LID?!
Heard of Athene. MOTHERFUCKERS PRO. Hes the best pala in the world. youtube him.  but only if youve got the SKEEEEL. yeah im a wow nerd but i play a fail spec, its fun, im playing on  hard mode.

Actually i havent played wow props since weekend, busy studzying. Well not studying, but trying to study. 

im 16 in a week.

Went to two classes today, late so missed science then in ODE they were goin to WIS so i was like CAN ME VIOLET STAY IN LIBRARY AND STUDEHS, and that was a double period over lunch so i got 3 hours in the library, then DGM. At lunch the year 13 dean read stuff from the book he wrote, sounds brute as, its called Violence 101 which makes it sound lame though.

outies, this was random, i hope you liked hearing about my day.

OH AND CHROMES MEAN, i STILL LOVE FF THOUGH. also GTFO macs and buy a pc, jordan was all like is chrome beta on OSX and i was like NO THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING A TOY NOT A COMPUTER.
BAM

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Henry Cooke On Men

Watch/Read Fight Club.


Over that blatant copy of troy,

GOOGLE CHROME.

New browser from the mother of all internet companies, go give it a try, its like firefox light.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Henry Cooke on Girls.

Contrary to popular belief, some girls are actually different. Here are some rules that apply to most:

The nicer you are, the more in the friend zone you will be.
Theres a balance of nice and mean you have to meet, i call it cold and hot. Do something extra nice for them at one time, and say it was nothing, then another time be kinda cool and collected around them.

Theres an age old saying that applies here, Treat her mean, keep her keen.

Also, woman generally like clean guys, unless your going for the whole dirty bogan look. Girly guys don't get girls. Fashionable guys kind of do.

Your hair is generally not as important as your skin, unless your hairs like massive and annoying, good skin is generally much more important.

Shave, seriously.

Girls are emotionally pretty complicated. Theres about a billion things you could say to make her angry and about a hundred you could say to make her happy, theyre tricksy.
Heres a system for which girl you should go for, blatantly stolen from skins

Rate yourself out of ten, be honest, get a friend to help make sure your rating right.
Tens Johnny Depp in Pirates, and Ones Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands.

Go for someone two levels below you, also known as guaranteed success.

Theres a whole lot of pretty girls who are insecure, be sure to generally make them feel good about themselves.

Good Luck. Wait fuck, why are taking advice from me, i suck at girls

Nikon D40


Hello kind citizens of the interweb.

Its my birthday in 9 days, im getting (i brought it with my parents) a Nikon D40 DSLR. Shits hot, havent had a chance to use it much (cant technically open till my birthday but i fucked around with hdr and i took some others, here they are.




I've noticed all of a sudden like a zillion high kids have blogs, and jaidens blogs like 75095674059 times longer than mine already. i wish i could be fucked writing that much.

So i wanna get back to this whole people comment and discuss thing on my blog thing, so the question is, whatre your internet dailies, mine go

Check myspace
Check Bebo
Check Gmail
Check Smashing Magazine
Check Wowinsider (ima geek)
then i stumble etc. to my hearts content.

WHAT BOUT YOU GUYS EEEEH?